Nigerian Police to start arresting new born babies who fail to wear facemask

 

The Inspector General of the Nigerian Police has ordered his men and women to start arresting any new born baby who comes into this world without wearing a face mask.

The IG said the directive, which came from the presidency, is to ensure that every Nigerian, irrespective of their age or status, abides by the covid19 rules and regulations.

Speaking to the press about the new directive, the IG said his men have noticed that children born during this pandemic don’t come into this world prepared with a facemask which is totally unacceptable.

“We will not tolerate any new born baby given birth to in Nigeria to come into this world without wearing their face mask. We don’t want to care if they are JJCs in this world. They are supposed to get themselves ready from wherever they may be coming from. Millions of lives have been lost due to this corona virus and we are not going to slack in our responsibilities of securing the lives of every Nigeria.” The head of the Nigerian Police said.

The IG continued that the Nigerian Police has undergone thorough  reform as promised by the Presidency.

He said: “I am glad to announce to you that the Police Force has been thoroughly reformed. The men and women of Nigerian Police force are not what people used to know them to be. They have all undergone all sort of special trainings in order to make them loveable and relatable. Police is now truly your friends.

“So I want to advise all Nigerians to always treat them as a friend. Normally when you see your friend, you will give them something. So be kind enough to be giving them 50 Naira or 100 Naira when they ask from you. They are only being friendly.

“Also, when they ask you to pay money for bail, don’t argue with them. Be friendly to them by paying the money into their personal account. They have been trained to be friendly like that.” The IG concluded.